Nelldonnarlliklatjipbot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, bad-tempered mole.

Nelldonnarlliklatjipbot created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelldonnarlliklatjipbot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nelldonnarlliklatjipbot, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Nelldonnarlliklatjipbot's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Nelldonnarlliklatjipbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never wear blue shorts.

5. Never think about special relativity near mites while wearing purple shirts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your neck.