Stangess is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, ruthless wren.

Stangess created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stangess, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stangess, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Stangess' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Stangess' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never sit near seals.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.