Appstipbagbum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, irritating shrew.

Appstipbagbum created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appstipbagbum, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Appstipbagbum, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Appstipbagbum's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Appstipbagbum's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Appstipbagbum.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.