Dussmoblunsag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, weak deer.

Dussmoblunsag created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussmoblunsag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dussmoblunsag, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dussmoblunsag's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dussmoblunsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about fire.