Sanril is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous hummingbird.

Sanril created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Sanril, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sanril, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sanril's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Sanril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine goats in a large pit.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near sheep while wearing violet dresses and balancing five iron spheres on your hands.

3. Hide if eight porpoises approach from the west.

4. Do not take Sanril's name in vain.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.