Watvadnul is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, dishonest alligator.

Watvadnul created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Watvadnul, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Watvadnul, it will turn you into a duck.

Watvadnul's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Watvadnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.