Dusscebbopnanvangunhud is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident chicken.

Dusscebbopnanvangunhud created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dusscebbopnanvangunhud, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dusscebbopnanvangunhud, she will remove you from existence.

Dusscebbopnanvangunhud's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dusscebbopnanvangunhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never run in the presence of eagles.