Ponlogflis is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, witless rhinoceros.

Ponlogflis created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponlogflis, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ponlogflis, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Ponlogflis' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Ponlogflis' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Ponlogflis in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.