Inggannan Madhamlab is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong naga.

Inggannan Madhamlab created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Inggannan Madhamlab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Inggannan Madhamlab, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Inggannan Madhamlab's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Inggannan Madhamlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.