Barnomtmat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient hyena.

Barnomtmat created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnomtmat, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Barnomtmat, she will turn you into a mole.

Barnomtmat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Barnomtmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never allow mice to witness sacred rites.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Always act with purity.