Quafmittal is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, kind dragon.

Quafmittal created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafmittal, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quafmittal, it will turn you into a snail.

Quafmittal's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Quafmittal's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Quafmittal's priests.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.