Gudflam is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthinking
elephant.
Gudflam created a top quark four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gudflam, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Gudflam, he will refuse to believe in you.
Gudflam's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Gudflam's Holy Commandments1. Always help geese in need.
2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Never hurt sharks.
5. Never run near swans.