Nullmonab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful duck.

Nullmonab created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Nullmonab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nullmonab, she will not invite you to parties.

Nullmonab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nullmonab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six goats in a large pit.

2. Run away from fawn ducks, for they are unholy.

3. Never leap in the presence of birds.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Nullmonab in the centre of the settlement.