Zenbonrawcabvilbonkbop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain crocodile.

Zenbonrawcabvilbonkbop created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Zenbonrawcabvilbonkbop, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zenbonrawcabvilbonkbop, he will ignore you.

Zenbonrawcabvilbonkbop's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Zenbonrawcabvilbonkbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.