Bodjonstercar is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, sapient unicorn.

Bodjonstercar created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodjonstercar, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bodjonstercar, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bodjonstercar's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bodjonstercar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. You must pray to Bodjonstercar five times a day.

4. Do not keep four rats in a large pit.

5. Never eat bark.