Bogjanrakfun is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident armadillo.

Bogjanrakfun created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogjanrakfun, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bogjanrakfun, he will throw large rocks at you.

Bogjanrakfun's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bogjanrakfun's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never talk about dark matter near hamsters while wearing green jumpers.

5. Do not commit murder.
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