Febbinran is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome toad.

Febbinran created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Febbinran, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Febbinran, she will cry a lot.

Febbinran's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Febbinran's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must pray to Febbinran five times a day.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Always help manatees.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.