Rullhitnad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional mole.

Rullhitnad created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullhitnad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rullhitnad, he will turn you into a mouse.

Rullhitnad's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Rullhitnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always store carrots above ground.

2. Never mention moths.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about special relativity near pigs while wearing blue stockings and balancing nine gold spheres on your neck.

5. Never approach forests carrying bone.