Cusswonbest is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, capable pig.

Cusswonbest created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusswonbest, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cusswonbest, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cusswonbest's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cusswonbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt moths.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Cusswonbest on top of all buildings.

5. Do not make images of living things.