Rawkarbass is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, quiet
beaver.
Rawkarbass created matter two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rawkarbass, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Rawkarbass, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Rawkarbass' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Rawkarbass' Holy Commandments1. Put Rawkarbass first in all things.
2. Never think ill of sick goats.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rawkarbass.
5. Do not shave your neck.