Nutnurtkantin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, tranquil lion.

Nutnurtkantin created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutnurtkantin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nutnurtkantin, it will manifest in front of you.

Nutnurtkantin's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nutnurtkantin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear coats marked with blue.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Do not hurt seals.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Always look after injured mites.