Pagweetab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, stupid lion.

Pagweetab created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagweetab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pagweetab, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pagweetab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pagweetab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Hide if seven ants approach from the north.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Always wear blue.