Futhabxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, emotional centaur.

Futhabxuc created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Futhabxuc, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Futhabxuc, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Futhabxuc's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Futhabxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Never feed spinach to otters while wearing ear rings.