Xuckdadhun is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty
clam.
Xuckdadhun created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Xuckdadhun, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Xuckdadhun, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Xuckdadhun's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Xuckdadhun's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Do not kill whales.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Never talk about manatees.
5. Never look at nebulae.