Xuckdadhun is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty clam.

Xuckdadhun created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckdadhun, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xuckdadhun, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Xuckdadhun's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Xuckdadhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not kill whales.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Never look at nebulae.