Sawrawkop is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak coyote.

Sawrawkop created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawrawkop, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawrawkop, she will turn you into a rock.

Sawrawkop's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sawrawkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near badgers while wearing indigo shirts and balancing eight silver spheres on your face.

2. Do not keep three doves in a large pit.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.
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