Misweearn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient raven.

Misweearn created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Misweearn, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Misweearn, she will turn you into a snail.

Misweearn's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Misweearn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Put Misweearn first in all things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.