Cudlidnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, selfish finch.

Cudlidnarl created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudlidnarl, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cudlidnarl, it will be very sad.

Cudlidnarl's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cudlidnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cudlidnarl.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never allow capybaras to witness sacred rites.