Sugortbat Gumstragtig Lanhuglun is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unjust ant.

Sugortbat Gumstragtig Lanhuglun created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugortbat Gumstragtig Lanhuglun, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sugortbat Gumstragtig Lanhuglun, he will think nothing of it.

Sugortbat Gumstragtig Lanhuglun's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Sugortbat Gumstragtig Lanhuglun's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Sugortbat Gumstragtig Lanhuglun loves seals, so they must be respected.

3. Always obey Sugortbat Gumstragtig Lanhuglun's priests.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about asteroids.