Jinpasbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet octopus.

Jinpasbaf created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinpasbaf, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jinpasbaf, it will be very unhappy.

Jinpasbaf's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Jinpasbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Do not chop down trees.