Linartfob Cissbeppig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective goose.

Linartfob Cissbeppig created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linartfob Cissbeppig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Linartfob Cissbeppig, he will make you grow a tail.

Linartfob Cissbeppig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Linartfob Cissbeppig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Linartfob Cissbeppig.

4. Never talk about seals.

5. Hide from indigo squirrels for they are unholy.