Sognatcan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, fast narwhal.

Sognatcan created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Sognatcan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sognatcan, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Sognatcan's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sognatcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Sognatcan loves snails, so they must be respected.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sognatcan.

4. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.

5. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.