Banstik is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent hydra.

Banstik created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Banstik, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Banstik, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Banstik's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Banstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always wash your feet before prayer.

4. Never travel toward the west during spring.

5. Always take life seriously.