Faddimmon is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody swan.

Faddimmon created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Faddimmon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Faddimmon, he will turn you into a snail.

Faddimmon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Faddimmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms violet.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Faddimmon on top of all buildings.
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