Cithotkap Labcidsig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying aardvark.

Cithotkap Labcidsig created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cithotkap Labcidsig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cithotkap Labcidsig, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cithotkap Labcidsig's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cithotkap Labcidsig's Holy Commandments

1. Cithotkap Labcidsig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Cithotkap Labcidsig on top of important buildings.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.