Cedjabquart is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane tapir.

Cedjabquart created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedjabquart, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cedjabquart, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cedjabquart's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cedjabquart's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Cedjabquart loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Cedjabquart in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.