Ripbastdusshud is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, competent
dingo.
Ripbastdusshud created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.
If you believe in
Ripbastdusshud, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Ripbastdusshud, it will try to impress you with trees.
Ripbastdusshud's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Ripbastdusshud's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Ripbastdusshud on top of all buildings.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Feed all hungry voles.
4. Never talk about chromosomes.
5. Always treat snakes with great respect.