Hontamvid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent dingo.

Hontamvid created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hontamvid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hontamvid, it will turn you into a mole.

Hontamvid's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hontamvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Do not contemplate quantum gravity during the night.

3. Always count to eight before sleeping.

4. Never talk about ducks.

5. Never speak the names of comets aloud.