Ripbastdusshud is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, competent dingo.

Ripbastdusshud created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Ripbastdusshud, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ripbastdusshud, it will try to impress you with trees.

Ripbastdusshud's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ripbastdusshud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Ripbastdusshud on top of all buildings.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Feed all hungry voles.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Always treat snakes with great respect.