Vighuglan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, narcissistic shark.

Vighuglan created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vighuglan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vighuglan, it will turn you into a plant.

Vighuglan's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Vighuglan's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not covet oxen.