Bigbot is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent lion.

Bigbot created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigbot, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bigbot, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bigbot's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bigbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat eagles with great respect.

2. Never adorn your feet with brown markings.

3. Retreat if five sharks approach from the south.

4. Do not prepare nuts while filled with joy.

5. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.