Fud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing porpoise.

Fud created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fud, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fud, he will think nothing of it.

Fud's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Fud's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three bats approach from the north.

2. Do not keep nine dolphins in a large pit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Never write about asteroids.