Vigzigont is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, prudent human.

Vigzigont created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigzigont, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vigzigont, he will turn you into a snail.

Vigzigont's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Vigzigont's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. Do not gather at towers at midnight.

4. Vigzigont loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not wear boots marked with green.