Kapladvog is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able fairy.

Kapladvog created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Kapladvog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kapladvog, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kapladvog's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Kapladvog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Fast once a month.
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