Bogweemidlam is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish capybara.

Bogweemidlam created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogweemidlam, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bogweemidlam, she will not care at all.

Bogweemidlam's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bogweemidlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not shave your neck.