Dannarldid is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, egotistical giraffe.

Dannarldid created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dannarldid, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dannarldid, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dannarldid's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dannarldid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.