Bud is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, effective dryad.

Bud created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bud, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bud, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bud's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

3. Never sing in the presence of elders.

4. Never handle silicon while unclean.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Bud in the centre of the settlement.