Jadfubbengof Citfumhim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent butterfly.

Jadfubbengof Citfumhim created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadfubbengof Citfumhim, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jadfubbengof Citfumhim, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Jadfubbengof Citfumhim's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Jadfubbengof Citfumhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Learn six new languages a year.
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