Bastfligmig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, narcissistic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bastfligmig created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastfligmig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bastfligmig, she will turn you into a dog.

Bastfligmig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bastfligmig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.