Minzodboss is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, fussy shrew.

Minzodboss created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minzodboss, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Minzodboss, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Minzodboss' most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Minzodboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not hop in public.
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