Motbimnan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud giraffe.

Motbimnan created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Motbimnan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Motbimnan, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Motbimnan's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Motbimnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch blood while tainted.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always wear plain coats during rituals.

5. Never think about spacetime.