Fadsomlak is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, strong butterfly.

Fadsomlak created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadsomlak, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fadsomlak, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fadsomlak's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fadsomlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near moths while wearing mauve ear rings and balancing four copper spheres on your face.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to turtles while wearing green shorts.

3. Never feed oranges to foxes while wearing purple corsets.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.