Cetfidget is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, stupid cat.

Cetfidget created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cetfidget, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cetfidget, he will strike you with lightening.

Cetfidget's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cetfidget's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not consume cherries at dawn.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.