Rularmcunkan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, vain unicorn.

Rularmcunkan created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rularmcunkan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rularmcunkan, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rularmcunkan's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Rularmcunkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare gooseberries during winter.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

4. Worship no other gods but Rularmcunkan.

5. Always take life seriously.