Genkipten is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, fast mole.

Genkipten created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genkipten, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Genkipten, it will turn you into a duck.

Genkipten's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Genkipten's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six capybaras approach from the west.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing purple boots.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Pray towards the east.