Didzedrull Bagstipzed Arfbarnlab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm fox.

Didzedrull Bagstipzed Arfbarnlab created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didzedrull Bagstipzed Arfbarnlab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Didzedrull Bagstipzed Arfbarnlab, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Didzedrull Bagstipzed Arfbarnlab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Didzedrull Bagstipzed Arfbarnlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nematodes.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Didzedrull Bagstipzed Arfbarnlab.

3. Never jump in the presence of goats.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never bounce in holy places.