Pophenmis is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous unicorn.

Pophenmis created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Pophenmis, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pophenmis, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pophenmis' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Pophenmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Pophenmis in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Pophenmis must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always help ducks in need.