Cuttettidam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, narcissistic mink.

Cuttettidam created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuttettidam, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cuttettidam, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Cuttettidam's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cuttettidam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing at rivers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always act with humility when addressing priests.

5. Cuttettidam loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.