Jonbudhan is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, staggering
guinea pig.
Jonbudhan created energy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jonbudhan, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Jonbudhan, she will cry a lot.
Jonbudhan's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Jonbudhan's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill turtles.
2. Do not eat corn.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Always help sick sheep.
5. Never pour water over plants.