Farnnarton is a god.

It takes the form of a large, deceitful mole.

Farnnarton created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnnarton, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Farnnarton, it will turn you into a rock.

Farnnarton's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Farnnarton's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Never allow snails to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farnnarton.