Jonbudhan is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, staggering guinea pig.

Jonbudhan created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonbudhan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jonbudhan, she will cry a lot.

Jonbudhan's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Jonbudhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill turtles.

2. Do not eat corn.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help sick sheep.

5. Never pour water over plants.