Gabnabfemratsidtoncib Flatfityar is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, overgenerous bird.

Gabnabfemratsidtoncib Flatfityar created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabnabfemratsidtoncib Flatfityar, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gabnabfemratsidtoncib Flatfityar, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gabnabfemratsidtoncib Flatfityar's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gabnabfemratsidtoncib Flatfityar's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Always help geese.