Queeg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak bird.

Queeg created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queeg, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Queeg, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Queeg's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Queeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never adorn your feet with red markings.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Never jump in winter.