Lagcisstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent mongoose.

Lagcisstrag created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lagcisstrag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lagcisstrag, it will not care at all.

Lagcisstrag's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Lagcisstrag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Lagcisstrag.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Lagcisstrag on top of important buildings.

5. Worship no other gods but Lagcisstrag.