Dissgonflat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, staggering dog.

Dissgonflat created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissgonflat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dissgonflat, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Dissgonflat's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dissgonflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never bounce in winter.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.