Biggonzakhomstragdim Hugbumflam is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient raven.

Biggonzakhomstragdim Hugbumflam created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Biggonzakhomstragdim Hugbumflam, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Biggonzakhomstragdim Hugbumflam, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Biggonzakhomstragdim Hugbumflam's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Biggonzakhomstragdim Hugbumflam's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Biggonzakhomstragdim Hugbumflam.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never laugh near aardvarks.

5. Never write about optics.