Targhivged is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective grasshopper.

Targhivged created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targhivged, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Targhivged, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Targhivged's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Targhivged's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Pray only in darkness.