Nurbumfig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, thoughtless monkey.

Nurbumfig created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nurbumfig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurbumfig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nurbumfig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nurbumfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

3. Nurbumfig must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about gravity.