Xucpodlip Rilldossloop is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, awesome beaver.

Xucpodlip Rilldossloop created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucpodlip Rilldossloop, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xucpodlip Rilldossloop, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Xucpodlip Rilldossloop's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Xucpodlip Rilldossloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near geese while wearing orange corsets.

2. Xucpodlip Rilldossloop must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never feed carrots to rats while wearing purple coats.

5. Pray only in shadows.