Yatsterlop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, humorless bird.

Yatsterlop created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Yatsterlop, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yatsterlop, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Yatsterlop's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Yatsterlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.