Cimnulril Camrowarf is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive capybara.

Cimnulril Camrowarf created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimnulril Camrowarf, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cimnulril Camrowarf, she will turn you into a rock.

Cimnulril Camrowarf's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cimnulril Camrowarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Cimnulril Camrowarf in the centre of the settlement.

5. Pray towards the west.